IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”
oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:
cracks me up every time
911: hello, 911, what is your emergency?
me: help!! i lost my virginity!!
911: um im sorry.. but.. i dont think..
me: no, i lost my pet, “virginity” its name is virginity !
911: ohhh! xD
reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS